Chyna Was All Fucked Up

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It was apparent Chyna had a drug problem when she started participating in professional wrestling. Then there were the steroids and the fact that her clit was the size of a cocktail weenie and eventually the crying YouTube videos and porn and then death.


Chyna’s Final Days Seemed Particularly Unhappy (VIDEO)

May 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former WWE wrestler Chyna spent the last decade of her life on that spiral toward early substance abuse death. This wasn’t Prince singing Little Red Corvette to throngs of thousands right up to his Percocet demise. This was the long, slow, depressing bankruptcy of drugs and alcohol and mental illness. Naturally, some fucker filmed it.


Chyna Sleeps in Valhalla

April 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not the number of the years you live that matter, but the amount of living you pack into those years. Arguably the most notorious female professional wrestler ever, Chyna, finally succumbed to a dozen or more years of trying to kill herself with booze and alcohol at age forty-five. Chyna leaves behind a series […]


Chyna Falls Further From Grace (VIDEO)

February 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Puffy faced former WWE star Chyna posted a video of herself twerking while high on muscle relaxers as another cry for help. Chyna’s Twitter account is a running exercise in morbid exhibitionism. Mundane video blogs about tampons and strung out musings on birch bark to be used as cutaways on a Real Sports segment about how fucked […]