Claire Danes Has Something on Her Mind

June 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Claire Danes looks nuts on Homeland. She looks nuts jogging. She’s probably super stable. Or fucking nuts. You wouldn’t know which until you come to in a tangle of harpsichord strings with your eyes burning from Febreze Mediterranean Lavender.


Claire Danes Discusses Body Shaming, Fuck Yeah

November 18, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Claire Danes shares with Allure magazine that her body is commented on infinitely more than her male counterparts. Which may or may not be explained by her male counterparts not routinely conducing interviews about their body image in Allure magazine. Or the fact that you simply expect somebody with a giant mouth to be less […]


I Think This Is Claire Danes

November 5, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There so much Photoshopping here. This is either Claire Danes or my Aunt Serene, who could swallow the real Claire Danes whole and still have room for pie. Serene loves her pie. I guess this is kind of cool if it actually is Claire Danes. At least she’s not talking so much. And even if […]


Claire Danes Gets Plowed in New Homeland Season, What Does This Mean For Syria? (VIDEO)

September 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I love my grandparents for winning a World War and procreating, but I got stuck at their place this weekend which means endless hours of cable network news. I just can’t see one more bad CGI rendering of boats firing cruise missiles and hitting targets in another one of those Middle Eastern countries where everything […]