Ice-T Details ‘Jungle Sex’ With Coco

April 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco Austin met Ice-T while he was filming on set and she was recommended to him as a girl he might like. Color that intro any way you like. It’s how relationships were formed throughout history before women were allowed to own property.


Coco Austin Takes Her Tits To The Beach And Shit Around The Web

January 19, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Coco Austin an her ginormous funbags hit the beach in a too small bikini. At some point makers of Atlas are going to name her a continent and school kids will have to update their textbooks.


Heidi Klum Cloned

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn’t do shit for free outside of fucking young men.


Coco Porn Props Her Baby (VIDEO)

April 13, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

If Coco hadn’t been able to conceive a child for her best sex shoot prop ever, she would’ve had to purchase one in an Albanian bazaar. This fucking baby is the best thing that ever happened to the kumquat shaped model. Coco’s photo and video work over the last four months consists of her with a string up […]


Coco Austin Cake and Titties

October 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco and her husband the rapper and emasculated talk show host known as Ice-T have decided to name their baby Chanel in honor of how they think something else is spelled. To honor the by-product of their love, Coco invited all of her best friends together and let them eat cake while they stared at […]


Ice T Branding His Kid

August 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ice T just knocked up his wife whom he married to brag about her silicon ass to his friends. He’s 57. She’s a young 74. Ice has a few children from previously relationships. In fact he hit for the cycle and his grandson is in jail for shooting a dude with a stolen gun. It’s unclear […]


Coco Yoga Sister Beautiful, Meh, Maybe Incest (VIDEO)

April 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco seems like a lot of fun. You just don’t want that matrimonial contract with both your names on it. One day you look outside and your wife is rolling onto her sisters body in a tantric sex pose, the next day she’s blowing a farm animal and your half-brother is pointing a gun at […]


Coco and Sister Lock Pubes

April 17, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be aroused by this flesh formation or bring it to New York in chains for an open air circus that wildly threatens public safety. I have to admire the sister on the bottom for her strength and steadiness. Also her willingness to contract crabs. This routine is one […]


More on the Coco Lingerie Line, It Needs More (VIDEO)

March 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you are shaped like one of those things you squirt into a baby’s ear you’re in luck because Coco Austin is launching a lingerie company. In earlier times Coco would be rounded into a caravan to tour mill towns with the bearded woman and that goat with two heads. Times have changed. Not for better or […]


Coco Twerks Her New Clothing Line

March 13, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco is selling her clothing line. These may or may not be the same intimate pieces they found in and around the location where Ice T’s son got cuffed for busting a nut in public. The wardrobe pieces are one size fits all and you can’t return them after trying on due to the tenuous […]