Dani Mathers In More Trouble

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone using social media to aid their career as well as commit crimes doesn’t care too much about real world consequences. Who would have thought a Playboy model could be so shallow that they fat shamed some unlucky overweight elderly citizen at the gym.


Dani Mathers Hires Crisis Manager

June 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dani Mathers is turning her misdemeanor conviction for shooting denigrating photos of chunky seniors in her gym locker room into a huge positive. Step one, hire a crisis manager.


Dani Mathers Must Face A Jury of Her Peers

May 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being a Playboy model and bon vivant about town offers you well-to-do boyfriends and gigs you’re not possibly qualified for. Our social compact insists good looking women with large tits be rewarded. There are numerous reasons why this is a good thing, largely for men, and good looking women with large tits.


Body Shaming Goes Criminal

November 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The former Playboy model who snapped a photo of an older naked woman at her gym and “accidentally” shared it publicly with a catty tagline will face criminal charges from the L.A. city attorney. Mike Feuer cited violation of a law he essentially invented to announce criminal charges against Dani Mathers. His prosecutorial announcement read like an excerpt from a Cosmo op-ed.


Dani Mathers Chained Heat Dreams

September 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dani Mathers, known for being naked in Playboy and also snapping photos of naked geriatrics in the L.A. Fitness locker room to mock with her friends on Snapchat, might be going to prison


Dani Mathers Awful Human

July 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Playboy Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers has most likely blown Hugh Hefner so it’s weird she has such delicate sensibilities. She took a photo of a naked woman minding her own business in the locker room at LA Fitness along with a nasty caption. She’s either an idiot or a cunt or most likely both.


Dani Mathers In A Bikini For A 138 Water

December 5, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point, every  young woman in the world with a decent rack will pose for a 138 Water Cult photo shoot. It’s how the pod people will spread their spawn. Low budget bikini model or human host for the extraterrestrials. A distinction without a difference. I’m not even sure who this latest girl is. […]


138 Water Shoots Getting Better

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The 138 Water cult decided to step up their game for their seventy-ninth photo shoot by getting Playboy Cybergirl Dani Mathers to take her top off. I guess it works. I’m kind of thirsty and I sure do want to look stylish with my innovative Cool Blue bottle that looks just like Crystal Geyser. If […]