Deimante Guobyte in A Bikini

March 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m getting really fucking close to learning this girls name. I’m perhaps one solid wardrobe malfunction away from assigning the frontal lobe power required to pronounce a foreign name. It’s too late for the current generation, but it would be nice if we started limiting the number of girl names worldwide. We could just call […]


Deimante Guobyte In A Striped Bikini

March 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t begin to pronounce this girl’s name. I bet if I were Lithuanian, I could speak it effortlessly and hold my potato-brewed liquor four times better. She’s a model currently dating Maxwell, whose name I can pronounce but I have little fucking clue who he is. I know he sings that song This Woman’s […]