Thirsty for Trieste Kelly Dunn and Crap Around the Web

January 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kelly Rohrbach topless candids of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Prep for The Bachelor with these sexy stars with roses (TMZ) The Time’s Up movement bullying soft men into submission (TerribleWords) Daniella Westbrook topless in Teneride (TaxiDriverMovie) Trieste Kelly Dunn‘s sexiest on-screen moments (Egotastic) Doutzen Kroes bikini changing topless candids (EgotasticAllStars) Kaley Cuoco incredibly sexy braless cleavage (Popoholic) Nina Dobrev in a bikini will […]

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Amanda Lee’s Big Ass Instagram and Shit Around the Web

June 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Plus Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku on all fours, and more!

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Doutzen Kroes’ Nest and Shit Around the Web

May 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Leaked Alison Brie pics, TV nudity news, and more!

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Empowerment Reads Like Porn

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Empowerment is the most widely used term in social messaging that nobody realizes was made up by a college liberal arts professor in the 80’s. It’s the Kwanzaa of buzzwords. 

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Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

January 5, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job.

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Booty Bonanza And Shit Around The Web

January 3, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Lovely Doutzen Kroes shows off her booty in a tiny bikini. If it got any tinier, she’d be arrested. Or pregnant again.

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Doutzen Kroes In Her Underwear And Shit Around The Web

November 2, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Doutzen Kroes gets down to her bra and panties. That might be gets up to. If I were a useless but rich DJ and she were my wife, I’d insist she never be dressed around the home. Why dream if you can’t dream big?

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Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding Points

October 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a quiet dignity in being part of the hundred million women a year who breastfeed their babies without so much as a selfie or Instagram shoutout to woman power. At some point wealthy celebrity women having kids in their 30’s decided that snapping photos of their infants on their tits constituting their Gaia sacrificial duties for the year.

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Doutzen Kroes Paddleboards In A Bikini And Shit Around The Web

July 27, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

That’s some ass. That’s all I got. Paddle boarding seemed totally fucking stupid until right now.

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Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

July 23, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Attractive women who don’t talk much are to be worshipped as gods on earth. They are the prize for nailing that elusive center tube in Skee-ball while buzzed on 3.2 beer at the arcade. Doutzen Kroes still refers to her DJ husband unapologetically as an artist. I bet she keeps the kids quiet while dad […]

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