Celine Farach Bikini Duty and Shit Around the Web

December 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy Christmas PJs, babes born on Christmas Day, and more!


This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute Features Elizabeth Olsen’s Twins (VIDEO)

August 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

Plus Lily James nudity, Amy Schumer body-positive tit, and more!


Elizabeth Olsen Too Real For This World

July 29, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Olsen is currently being hunted down by every social media sensation on the planet for not opening her mouth and having a bag of horse turds fall out. The actress candidly spills to the Los Angeles Times about her decision to start an Instagram account at twenty-eight-years-old. The short story: To get that cash bitch.


Stella Hudgens’ Happy Handfuls and Shit Around the Web

May 23, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jane Seymour, Sara Jean Underwood, and more await you!


The New Avengers Movie Looks Good

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By the sight of Elizabeth Olsen’s hammer boobs, I’d say the new Avengers movie is looking pretty cinematic. It’s one of ninety-seven comic books movies Hollywood has in production since they decided original films were too hard. I think in this one Hulk considers becoming a woman and Iron Man gives up GMOs despite lack […]

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