Elizabeth Turner Round Bright Eyes and Shit Around the Web

September 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Famous centerfolds, nude Toronto natives, and more!


Leo’s Newest Pussy Posse Conquest and Shit Around the Web

August 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Jasmine Sanders rocks the Hamptons, Elizabeth Turner models lingerie, and more!


Elizabeth Turner Okay Dukie

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every rule has an exception. This Guess model is blond with big tubes and she’s also smart. She graduated last year from Duke University, which has been in the news of late or the past fifty years for matriculating an inordinate number of assholes.


Elizabeth Turner Tits in Context

March 29, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Turner had to exist so nobody could again say nothing good ever came out of Duke University. She’s a Guess Girl. Which means thrice a year she has to attend a private mansion party where she leaves with her hair smelling like Hungarian ball sac. It’s in the contract. Later paragraphs. The rest of the […]