Brie Larson Birthday Boobs and Shit Around the Web

October 2, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Ellie Goulding Italian Bikini Vacay and Shit Around the Web

July 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


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Ellie Goulding in A Bikini

April 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s some kind of international convention that’s supposed to prevent British chicks from visiting the beach. By extension it’s why you don’t see chicks with jugs on their head loading up drinking water in the scuba pool at Sandals. Incredibly white people at the beach makes everybody nervous. A reminder that melanoma doesn’t just target the noses of elderly politicians quick to the drink. They have beaches in England. The cigarette butts form a nice cushion against the jagged edges of time worn granite. I have no idea who this chick is but every time she doesn’t smile you have to consider the downsides of socialized dentistry. Trump, handle this.


Time to Save Africa Again With a Crappy Song (VIDEO)

November 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every five to ten years, Bono and Gay Beethoven and Bob Geldof and whoever’s hot in the British pop music scene spend another few hours re-recording the exact same fucking song to cure the latest African hardship. It started thirty years ago with Band Aid’s Do They Know It’s Christmas?, an ensemble recording designed to […]


Ellie Goulding Is Trying Too Hard

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the many, many, many problems with pop music today is that aspiring stars care way more about appearances than they do about actual talent. That’s why we spend more time talking about how far Miley Cyrus wedged her fishnets into her snatch for the red carpet than we do about how saturated and […]

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