November 11, 2016 |
Chicks who fuck Thor and give birth to three kids and turn forty and still drance around in lingerie are to be cherished and kept sacred. Imagine how many times you have to reassure Chris Hemsworth he’s a real actor and not a constantly mugging fuck toy who earns to keep you and the kids in glorious style. Trophy husbands are the worst.
December 12, 2013 |
I don’t know why this story bothers me so much. I think it’s the sadness sweeping over me knowing that even successful Hollywood actors who could nail any woman end up married to a woman who vagina lashes all the fun out of them. That’s metaphysical angst or something. Natalie Portman was passing around a […]