Lindsey Morgan Juggy Comic-Con Appearance and Shit Around the Web

July 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

WWE Divas vacationing, Paula Bulczynska in see-through lingerie, and more!


Hannah Davis And Emily DiDonato Swimsuit Shoot For SI

January 14, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s that time of year when Sports Illustrated exploits the H1-B visa program to import Mumbai’s finest Photoshoppers for four weeks solid dedicated thigh gap and nipple erasure work. The Swimsuit Edition has gone from a novelty piece to the single most important content and sales component of SI’s entire business model. Once in a […]


Emily DiDonato Exposed Shooting Armani (VIDEO)

May 20, 2014 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says buy my fucking perfume quite like a topless model. That’s what I want to smell like. Foundation and bronzer and tits. Take that fresh meadow and lavender, you’ll always be just doucehy smelling Febreze scents. I want people to sniff my stink and think about Emily DiDonato with an aloe plant wrapped around […]


Emily Didonato Models Bikinis For H&M

May 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like the New York Italian girls. I have a thing for girls who can pull off low self-esteem and extreme self-confidence at the exact same time. I dislike when wardrobe assistants strap lots of accessories around girls in bikini shoots so the six other people working on the shoots can pretend to have jobs. […]


Emily Didonato In A See Through Top

April 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I really like this Italian girl from New York. I admire her sense of fashion. Who knew Florida State defensive back wear from the 80’s would make a return. Emily reminds me of a girl I used to date though my girl was a stone or three larger and had a beard problem that no […]


Emily Didonato Isn’t Wearing Much

March 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve never dated an Italian girl from New York, I’d highly recommend it. You’ve never really lived until you’ve had a girl crying while rabbit punching you and telling you she doesn’t trust you while ordering you to shut up so she can orgasm. It’s an emotional roller coaster. Not necessarily the screaming fun […]