Chloe Khan Flotation Devices and Shit Around the Web

November 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret, boob tube boobs, and more!


Gal Gadot of the Year and Shit Around the Web

November 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More!


Domestic Abuser Emma Roberts Sexy For Shape

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Emma Roberts dazzles and delights as a technically thin and maybe sorta in shape sassy starlet for the new issue of Shape Magazine, where she gives up the hot deets on being boring lobotomized trash. My boss responded “but she’s in terrible shape” when I said I was going to cover Roberts’ spread for the magazine, which is amazing, and yeah, okay true. She has no muscle mass and could play the part of Veal #1 in a movie about the horrors of the meat industry. But in Hollywood you only need to have an eating disorder to be considered sexy, so just get in that mindset when checking out Roberts.


Rachel Bilson’s Very Bad Year

October 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With the removal of Hayden Christensen from her life it didn’t mean she was instantly relieved from all of her problems. Aside from the cause of the break-up possibly being an affair with Emma Roberts, Rachel is also dealing with robbery. I


Emma Roberts in A Bikini

July 14, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Roberts has Eric Roberts blood coursing through her veins. She’s playing with borrowed time. That beat down she put on her boyfriend is a classic sign her close associates will choose to ignore when interviewed as to how Roberts found herself up in a bell tower with a rifle and Facebook live manifesto regarding recycling.


Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People’s Choice Awards After Party

January 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The People’s Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck […]


Emma Roberts Taps Out of Engagement

June 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Roberts announced through public relations reps pretending to be anonymous sources that she was breaking up with her fiance Evan Peters. He’s the actor nerd she got arrested for bloodying in a hotel room scrap in Montreal. She adored him because he was cute and talented and had no clue how to defend his […]


Emma Roberts In A Bikini Top

June 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emma Roberts and her fiance who now refers to himself sheepishly only as Reek, were spotted in Maui in loosely matching bikini tops. Emma is not what you call a busty gal, but when you combine her cute looks with her Roberts family penchant for unprovoked, violent outbursts, you have to consider Reek a very […]


Emma Roberts In Her Panties

May 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gia Coppola has all the makings of a cloying filmmaker I’d like to push into a swimming pool at some ski resort film festival. Raised by her Coppola mom and her Getty stepdad at the vineyard and the studios and at the stockinged feet of Bard college lesbian deans, Gia was destined to get into […]