Erin Heatherton Accepts Her Role

April 7, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret is the last line of defense against the plus-sized infiltration of the American modeling world. Europeans understand the correlation between portion size and chub rub. The Land of the Free is still largely in denial. Frequent a Cheesecake Factory and order a salad. Congratulations, you just consumed the annual caloric intake for most Ethiopian villages. Victoria’s […]


Erin Heatherton Upskirt and Shit Around The Web

February 19, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Erin Heatherton gave us all a peek up her ass in an upskirt shot in Miami. I’ve missed shots like this. Pretty soon it’s going to be upskirt season again and I for one am very excited. Behold her booty. (Drunken Stepfather) Coralie Porrovecchio sports only an arm bra. (Last Men On Earth) Damn, these […]


Erin Heatherton Lovely Bare Titties And Shit Around The Web

July 15, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Erin Heatherton is the forgotten Victoria’s Secret model. It’s got something to do with the DiCaprio sperm leaving the system. It”s like going off meth. You need some alone time. Erin Heatherton got topless for some French magazine (Egotastic All-Stars) Jennifer Nicole Lee takes a sexy wet t-shirt shower. (TMZ) Olivia Culpo is buck ass […]


Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

February 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons […]


The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Went Just About As Expected

November 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin […]


Erin Heatherton Flashes Butt Cheek In New York

August 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Summer in New York may smell like the three day old shorts on the sweaty ass of John Popper (that’s a fucking 90’s stretch right there), but it also means the attractive young ladies who infiltrate the city will be out in not too many clothes. Here’s Erin Heatherton from Victoria’s Secret flashing her butt […]


Erin Heatherton Models Lingerie

June 28, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have no clue how women pick out their underwear. I assume they do that ‘this looks cute’ thing they do to most everything they purchase or desire. I just pick out what’s on sale at Target that won’t hurt my nuts. I gave up the whole notion of trying to look good in underwear […]


Leonardo DiCaprio Told Esquire Why He Has So Much Sex

April 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for an Academy Award nomination for his very deserving performance in Django Unchained, he didn’t sulk or complain like some whiny bitch. Or maybe he did, I don’t really know, because I was too busy being jealous of him for spending an entire month on his yacht with a dozen […]


Erin Heatherton Doesn’t Belong In Mexico City

March 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Erin Heatherton is a gorgeous, blonde, wealthy 23-year old American supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel. Mexico is one of the most dangerous countries in the world and the home of an ongoing drug war that has cartel soldiers leaving severed heads in the streets and attacking and raping tourists in major resorts at will. Therefore, […]