Farrah Abraham Won’t Take Porn Shame Bent Over; Lawsuit

February 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lawsuits, porn, stripper gigs in the city of sin, and property sales usually signify that a star is at the end of their line. Next stop on the Farrah fail train is back to being a pedestrian and she’s fighting to ride her psuedo celebrity status just a little bit longer. To Abraham, when the […]


Farrah Abraham Found Another Teenage Mother To Pick On

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham probably gets passed around more than the newest meme on social media but that hasn’t stopped her from believing that she’s above a gun toting, marijuana cigarette smoking Jenelle Evans. Jenelle is making headlines for a photo her husband David Eason posted of her holding a gun on social media. Feel me up […]


Farrah Abraham Into Gay Bashing

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham isn’t exactly a model citizen and being called gay isn’t exactly the insult it once was a few years ago. But that didn’t put a halt on her accusing Teen Mom OG’s Tyler Baltierra of being a homosexual.


Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

December 12, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet.


Farrah Abraham Fired Because She Sucks At Being Slutty

December 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Unfortunately for the world of fap Farrah Abraham is completely withdrawing from the promiscuous life she once led. Maybe this will lead to her finding the much need morality that went missing after becoming America’s favorite MTV milf.


Farrah Abraham’s Failing Career Forcing Her To Sell Properties

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham sucked her way into a career. Now she just sucks at her career. So much so that she’s being forced to divorce herself from her properties.


Farrah Abraham Fired/Unfired, Faked Her Love Of Butt Stuff

November 2, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I had no idea Teen Mom still came on. You can’t expect much from a teen with a kid telling her mom she wants boob implants. Becoming a pornstar was pretty much her manifest destiny after that comment. 


Madison Beer Suds Guzzler and Shit Around the Web

October 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


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Abraham Family Portrait One For The Baby Book

October 10, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If a picture tells a thousand words, some of the ones that come to mind in this new family memento from Farrah Abraham are: “Child Protective Services,” “future drug addict,” “current drug addict,” “desperate,” and, needless to say, “botched.” Last night Abraham marched her new tight vag up and down the runway for some shitty designer in Los Angeles with her daughter Sophia and their dog Blue in tow. The star-studded event was apparently also frequented by the who’s who of gutter paparazzi enchantresses including Phoebe Price and Sophia Vegas.