Gwen Stefani Loves That Blake Shelton Is Deep Fried Oklahoma Trash

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s fun! I love finding the stash of onion rings he keeps in his taint! Nom nom nom.


Gwen Stefani Gets Felt Up

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

America’s first line of defense against terrorism known as the TSA personally made sure she wasn’t in possession of any explosives. A nice cavity and crevasse search really does bring home the lesson that life after music is rough. 


Bella Hadid Lingerie Eveningwear and Shit Around the Web

November 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

January Jones flashing, best of Kelly Brook, and more!


Gwen Stefani Sings For Her Cock

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gwen Stefani felt compelled to create a third solo album speaking to her messy divorce and new found love. It’s tantamount to speaking with her on the phone for ninety minutes about her relationship issues. That’s the dream.


Gavin Rossdale Busted by Ratting Nanny

November 11, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to Us magazine, which is basically the wild speculation of a fat woman on the divan watching Dr Phil but with a major print magazine behind her, Gwen Stefani busted Gavin Rossdale for a three year affair with the nanny. I’m not sure how your husband fucks the nanny for three years before you […]


Gwen Stefani Bravely Nurses

July 29, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gwen Stefani has joined the chorus of modes and celebrities taking a stand for public breastfeeding by traveling to their European vacation homes and nursing under the sun. In staunch opposition to the breastfeeding hotties is one guy in Idaho who writes letters to the editor from his electricity-free cabin. Most of the obese puritans who otherwise […]


Gwen Stefani Is A Freak Of Nature

November 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday, Gwen Stefani attended the baby shower of the wife of one of her old No Doubt bandmates that she dicked over when she decided to launch her solo career years ago, and it’s just ridiculous how good this woman looks. Gwen is 44 years old and pregnant with her third child, and yet she […]


Gavin Rossdale And Gwen Stefani Seem Like Pretty Cool Parents

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sure, their bands were perfect examples of how terribly shitty the pop “rock” music of the 1990s was, and, sure, a 47-year old man has no business wearing a choker, no matter how hip or cool he thinks he is. But Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani still seem like pretty cool people, especially when it […]


Gwen Stefani Is A Terrific Mother

July 25, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

No Doubt singer and wife of that other 90s musician from that band that nobody liked, Gwen Stefani, took her son, Zuma Rossdale, out for a stroll around Beverly Hills yesterday, and hopefully other 43-year old moms around the country took notice and issued DEFCON 1 on their own fitness routines. It’s totally unfair and […]


Gwen Stefani Should Just Stay Inside

May 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When precisely did people start hating the sun. And, by people, I mean wealthy female celebrities like Gwen Stefani who shrink in fear of the burning orb like some ancient Greek slave girl violated repeatedly by Apollo. I feel like many of these same women at some time hopped on Colin Farrell’s dick without hesitation, […]