Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]


Demi Lovato Hot Mesh and Shit Around the Web

December 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Princess Leia cosplay, 12 days of Titsmas, and more!


Halle Berry Ditches Boyfriend In Bora Bora

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you’re an independent woman like Halle Berry men are just objects to get off on while on vacation. She doesn’t need a man. She’s a rolling stone that pays child support all on her own. 


Halle Berry Dips Back Into Younger Man Waters

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There is absolutely nothing wrong with an older woman who keeps herself in shape and likes to bang. You should be so lucky to know one. Crepe skin isn’t a thing when she’s on top and screaming out Jehova!


Amanda Lee’s Big Ass Instagram and Shit Around the Web

June 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Plus Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku on all fours, and more!


Ella Ross’ Rockin’ Midriff and Shit Around the Web

May 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Halle Berry naked Instagram post (DrunkenStepfather)

Robin Tunney throws shade at Miss USA (TMZ)

Pascal Craymer braless in see-through blouse (TaxiDriverMovie)

Frida Aasen shows her ass n’ more (EgotasticAllStars)

Ella Ross rocks a bare midriff on the town (Egotastic)

Laura Vandervoort is bootylicious (Popoholic)

Sara Jean Underwood naked for crowdfunding (HollywoodTuna)

VIDEO: The Top 5 Ladies of Seinfeld (Mr.Skin)

Naked News delivers the latest Hollywood “Nudes” (Fleshbot)


Halle Berry Braless

March 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s an art to turning fifty. If that art involves you posting braless selfies worthy of a late night tug, you’re nailing your art.


Halle Berry Joins Instagram

March 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halle Berry is one of the A-listers who had previously refused to join social media. It’s like fronting commercials for shrimp ramen in Japan. You do it for the cash. You don’t want your kids or your pastor to know. Social media exposure is the Tijuana donkey show. There’s no pretending you’re there as a […]


Halle Berry Tits Signal Single

August 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halle Berry has at least one more super good looking abusive future boyfriend or husband in her. She might keep making babies until she’s sixty-five if the science of super expensive unnecessary laboratory reproduction continues to evolve. She seems immune to the aging afflicting everyone else on the planet. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn […]


Halle Berry Hair Fight

December 8, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Halle Berry and her intermittently employed model ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter’s hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl’s hair to make her appear more white. Aubry denied the allegation because he is a liar or possibly because his […]