Margot Robbie Peak Performance and Crap Around the Web

February 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, hot Heather Graham pics, and more!


Kate Upton Swimsuit Model and Shit Around the Web

October 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Hot babes in bed sheets, famous painted breasts, and more!


Aida Yespica My Language and Shit Around the Web

September 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs in waist trainers, Hannah Ferguson’s nipples, and more!


Iskra Lawrence Baby Blue Beauty and Shit Around the Web

August 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Mayweather/McGregor’s Corona Girls, Magdalena Frackowiak topless, and more!


Hannah Ferguson Still Christmas (VIDEO)

January 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Love magazine continued distributing the Christmas videos of half naked models because January rolled around and they realized they had forgotten to come up with anything else.


SI Models Are Victoria’s Secret Models With Clothes On

August 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI’s now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere in their spank bank folder on bookmarks.


Somebody’s Baby Is Feeling Up Hannah Ferguson

May 28, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hannah Ferguson is a proud member of the Trump Modeling Agency. Donald Trump formed the outlet in New York after realizing running a modeling agency was the only thing better than being a billionaire for making hot young women weak in the knees. It bore him many good lays and a future Slovakian model third wife wife.


Hannah Ferguson in A Thong

February 18, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s something to be said for a woman with a spectacular thong ass. That is, don’t turn around. What your grandma thinks about how pretty you are may or may not translate to how badly that ass makes me want to bring offspring into this world. Your backside is winning the Lotto. Your frontside are […]


Hannah Ferguson Merry Late Christmas (VIDEO)

December 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says Christmas like writhing around on the floor in lingerie five days after Christmas is over. I saw this one holiday in Michigan with a second cousin before her parents told everyone she went to live on a farm. My parents said that about our dog before they gassed her so I just assumed […]