Kimberly Garner Burgundy Bikini and Crap Around the Web

January 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum‘s nipples for Harper’s Bazaar (DrunkenStepfather) Stassie v Jordan: Who’d You Rather Workout Babes (TMZ) Hilary Dattilo, HS Girls Volleyball coach sleeping with her girls, GTFO! (CaseyAnthony) Alessandra Ambrosio pokies in a wet bikini (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner wows in tiny maroon bikini (Egotastic) Hanna Melessi is a topless, tattooed beauty (EgotasticAllStars) Victoria Justice busts out jaw dropping cleavage […]

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Ehrmagerd, Nerse Berbs Gemma Merna ernd Shirt Arerd de Werb

November 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley battles Heidi Klum for supreme hotness and more!

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Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The hottest Halloween costumes, naked nuns, and more!

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Heidi Klum Seems Super Practical

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum recently called it quits with her younger New York art scene boyfriend, Vito Schnabel. In deference to his father being a lauded modern painter and arthouse filmmaker, everybody generously referred to son Vito as an art curator.

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FTC Engages in Futile Battle Over Social Media Disclosure

May 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Federal Trade Commission is the intersection point between the free marketplace and regulation to keep people from getting unwittingly fucked in the free marketplace. Like making male Speedo ads note in eight point font that this banana hammock in no way will help you get laid by a person of the opposite sex, though same sex, hell yes. 

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Heidi Klum Sends a Message (VIDEO)

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum is still making money off her body. No small feat at forty-three. In unedited pictures she looks like a Barbie Doll made with lumpy clay.

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Heidi Klum in A Bikini

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum’s fond of hitting her hotel balcony after she fucks her significantly younger boyfriend. She pretends he is an artist of some measure. Whatever gets you through. We’ve all been there.

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Heidi Klum Nipples Like Holiday Gum Drops

November 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to put your finger on precisely how Heidi Klum differs from your typical early Black Friday morning 40-something shoppers. The lack of human carnage around her feet has to be one.

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Heidi Klum Cloned

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn’t do shit for free outside of fucking young men.

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Heidi Klum Mom of Four Tits Impressive

August 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother’s antebellum black hair wrap.

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