Tim Burton Kissed Another Woman Now Helena Bonham Carter Won’t Change Her Clothes

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a lot of weird couples in this world. In high school I sat behind the tuba player from band who would vigorously massage his large clarinetist girlfriend on the finger tips while she ate a cheddar cheese sandwich with her free hand. It got her so worked up, she’d excuse herself from class […]

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him […]

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‘Lone Ranger’ has a trailer too

October 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here’s the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West’ (HD here). As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian […]

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Helena Bonham Carter is a crazy person

July 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

First of all, easy on the butter. Second of all, BRUSH YOUR GOD DAMN HAIR. Ducks and ponies groom themselves, why can’t a movie star? They dont even have god damn hands! (image source of helena in hampstead having lunch with her children = bauer griffin)

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and here is the exact opposite of Jaime Pressly

March 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Helena Bonham Carter put on her least dirty purple socks and orthopedic shoes to swing by a school in London this afternoon and pick up her son Billy. His dad is Tim Burton, and he has velcro shoes and pants that are three inches too short, so I’m sure he isn’t some weird loner and […]

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