Hailey Clauson Holiday Pimping and Shit Around the Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Models pigging out, nude character actresses, and more!

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Elizabeth Turner Round Bright Eyes and Shit Around the Web

September 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Famous centerfolds, nude Toronto natives, and more!

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Bruna Marquezine On the Cover of a Magazine and Shit Around the Web

September 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff bikini parenting, Stella Maxwell in lesbian love, and more!

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Social Media Spies Burglarize The Duff

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stalking and home invasion is hard. But thanks to technology and the negligence of common sense, things just got a little easier. 

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Kate Bock by the Ocean and Shit Around the Web

June 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Tara Lipinski bikini honeymoon, Maitland Ward shower selfies, and more!

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Hilary Duff in A Bikini

January 3, 2017 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff has split up with her personal trainer. Is fucking the person who motivates you at the gym a good idea? Depends on the results. For Rob Kardashian, not so much. He got a bastard baby with facial piercings and reinvigorated insulin shock

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Hilary Duff Sides Against Incest

December 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The anatomy of the celebrity Twitter spat turned entertainment blog headline is now fairly established. Post personal pictures or information on social media, cherry pick out one or two offensive comments, return serve with an epic comeback, and await the massive public works project of 23-year old girl bloggers to go hog wild.

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Hilary Duff Trainer Fucking Paying Off

November 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready?

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Let the Halloween Costume Lamentations Begin

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is the best and worst of times for people obsessed with the cessation of all injured feelings in this world. The nature of Halloween costumes means there will be fingers to wag and judgements to be made through the entire pagan long weekend. It’s the Super Bowl for the politically correct.

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