Anthony Weiner Spunks Himself on the Mercy of the Court

September 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With two weeks left to go before the court passes sentence on Anthony Weiner for sexting a fifteen year old girl, the disgraced former Congressman sent the presiding judge in the case a heartfelt “I’m getting so much better, please don’t toss me into the clink” letter.


Fashion Week Doling Out the Gross Consumerism Feminism

September 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There aren’t many weeks in the year quite as blatantly self-unaware as Fashion Week. The trendy consumer culture of haute couture shouts from the private rooftop parties about inclusiveness, fat models, feminism and super well-dressed resistance.


Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

May 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you’re looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma Abedin. She’s officially on the market.


Huma Abdein Fell on the Weiner Sword

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign is the first of what will likely be several books to come on how Hillary Clinton tanked a supremely winnable election. To save you time, she’s an unlikable shrew who blames the shit out of everybody but herself and her attempts to pretend otherwise to the public largely failed.


Anthony Weiner Returns From Sex Rehab

December 5, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anthony Weiner is reportedly too broke to stay in sex rehab. Most guys who have a lot of sex are less financially secure than they’d have you believe. Hookers are super expensive. So are drinks. Dinners can be. Divorces, certainly.


Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

October 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she’s sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she neutralized. Dredge the fucking Potomac.


Anthony Weiner Dumped

August 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some whore was sexting with Anthony Weiner and released his weird dong pic to the public, which seems incredibly awful yet nobody’s coming down on her. She’s reportedly a huge Trump supporter. This is how we’re going to take down the Democrats.


Sometimes You Eat the Weiner, Sometimes the Weiner Eats You

August 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner can’t stop discussing his dick online. Public humiliations, resignations, embarrassing mea culpas, counseling. It matters not. The dick wants what the dick wants. And the Weiner dick wants to be hard in jockey shorts making double entendres about being stiff enough to open a bank vault.


Anthony Still Polishing the Weiner

August 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sydney Leathers, the pudgy political groupie chick who first exposed Congressman Anthony Weiner as an online masturbator of some noteworthy frequency, claims the New Yorker is still courting women online with his bare cock and ironic conversation.