Iggy Azalea Knows What Men Need

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Famous women on the internet almost always have too much time on their hands. That fact coupled with a proclivity to talk too much about topics they have too little experience in will always end in disaster. If you’re a celebrity with a vagina and access to the internet you’re either picking something to be […]


Icky Azalea Frankly Disturbing In New Selfie

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since apparently Bella Hadid’s tits were too blasé for you guys yesterday, today we’re upping the ante with an Icky Azalea botched Instagram selfie that will make your peen question science, humanity, and Tijuana plastic surgeon ethics, and then seek therapy and head online to share its #MeToo moment. Because this right here is a full-blown assault, and will leave your poor junk far more deserving of a Time Magazine cover than Taylor Swift. 


Miss Universe Contenders and Shit Around the Web

November 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Twerking singers, chicks naked under aprons, and more!


Iggy Azalea Fake Butt Cheeks In Time For Halloween

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever lifted up a cushion from your couch to eye that linty but still good fallen Gardetto and thought “While it’s in my hand, what if I just went ahead and stapled this cushion to my ass?” you have more in common with Iggy Azalea than you think. The rarest of Australia’s nature sightings, the skanky blobfish, was caught by the paps in Los Angeles while walking into an office building. Presumably to flush out the details of her Rooms To Go partnership. Might as well since she’s carrying around the entire showroom on her ass.


Iggy Azalea Latex Come Back (VIDEO)

July 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea huddled with crisis managers who gave her the idea to think low rent during her rebuild. A simple bit of genius. Most MTV demo pop stars shamed from the circuit attempt to come back with some high-minded 2.0.


Bella Thorne Blew Man Group and Shit Around the Web

July 7, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Iggy Azalea assless pants, Paula Bulczynska shirtless, and more!


Iggy Azalea Clap Back Comeback

June 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea might have found a path out of the international pit of the despised. Fellow singer Halsey must be a human with eyes, ears, and at least three brain cells, because she called Azalea a “fucking moron” during an interview with The Guardian. Halsey accidentally left out “Transgender Garbage Pail Kid.”


Iggy Azalea Purple People Eater For Mexico

June 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea was spotted wearing a two piece bathing suit on a yacht in Los Cabos, Mexico. Mexican paparazzi haven’t caught wind that the twenty-six-year-old Azalea is about as relevant as her namesake trailer park flowers. 


Iggy Azalea Claims Top Vagina

November 17, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every few months Iggy Azalea comes out and admits another part on her body isn’t entirely natural. That’s no way to win back your reputation. Or the men who imagined fucking you from behind while watching the ballgame and asking you to wait to speak until commercial.


Iggy Azalea Back On The Horse

October 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Iggy Azalea finds emotional solace in equestrian time with her two white stallions. Don’t read into that. Also from not working for eighteen months and living off royalties and plastic surgery pain killers.