Irina Shayk Is Throwing Pots and Having Bradley Cooper’s Baby

December 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk is pregnant. Out of decorum, news outlets are refusing to state definitively that the baby belongs to Bradley Cooper who’s been fucking Shayk for almost a year now. Though that decorum makes Shayk seem even sluttier.


The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large boas and dramatic headdresses is the final straw.


Irina Shayk Is the Prize

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We’d all go for socialism if it delivered on one super fucking hot Russian chick for everybody. That’s apparently not how it works. You get the dumpy one who only washes her hair on Tuesdays to put less stress on Gaia.


Irina Shayk Wears An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

October 29, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk wears an arm bra and nothing else. Fuck Bradley Cooper comes to mind right about now.


Irina Shayk and Make Love Not War Topless Models

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A photographer had a great idea to stage an artistic protest to the vagaries and horrors of war. Irina Shayk and numerous models laying naked or mostly naked atop one another in a staged post-battlefield scene, entitled, Make Love Not War.


Irina Shayk In A Sheer Dress And Shit Around The Web

September 13, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk in a see-through dress in Glamour Russia. She stopped wearing opaque at age twelve. That’s when the pickled carp stops tasting quaint and it’s time to get the fuck out of Russia.


Irina Shayk Gets Naked In GQ And Shit Around The Web

August 23, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk loses all her clothes for GQ. To be clearly distinguished from those times she has been naked in thirty nine other magazines. You have to respect a woman who understands her franchise appeal.


Irina Shayk Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

July 22, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk may have broken up with Bradley Cooper. Imagine how sad Cooper must be as he moves seamlessly onto the next 20-something supermodel. Dudes with perms haven’t done this well in a long long time.


Irina Shayk Tits Are Serious

March 17, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk, posted a photo of herself in a bikini next to a donkey on Instagram. Or was it a mule? Pony? Who cares. Ninety-four percent of heterosexual males didn’t notice the equine. The mildly amusing donkey pic was an excuse for Shayk to flaunt her perfect body. She doesn’t need an excuse. And she certainly doesn’t need to […]


Bradley Cooper Seems All Better

May 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s easy to assert that life is unfair when Bradley Cooper dumps his teen model girlfriend and immediately hooks up with Irina Shayk. Easy and true. Equality is a myth conceived by those not fucking Russian supermodels to give meaning to their lives. In the madrassas, they shatter this myth and tell all the boys […]