Margot Robbie Plunging Dress and Shit Around the Web

December 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

See-through bras, remastered nude scenes, and more!


Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

July 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Jessica Simpson’s ass, Isabeli Fontana’s nipples, and more!


Isabeli Fontana Lingerie Stylings And Shit Around The Web

November 21, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Isabeli Fontana doesn’t even look like a Brazilian chick. She looks like the hot chick who got out of Jersey. I can’t tell if this is a compliment or a put down. Whichever turn you on more, Isabeli. Here is the Brazilian beauty in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) I would like to wear Daniela Lopez […]


Isabeli Fontana Brazilian And Braless

March 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point somebody convinced good looking girls in Brazil to stop eating and the South American supermodel was born. Hundreds of women who might otherwise be chubby chicks selling meat skewers on street corners in Sao Paolo started taking all the European people model jobs. There’s a silent prejudice against pale anorexics. Every guy knows those women eschew […]


The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks in a re-education camp beneath Vassar’s rugby field. Pirelli has been publishing a calendar of models […]


Isabeli Fontana Is Brazil’s Answer to 7-1

July 9, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I felt bad seeing all those weeping Brazilians yesterday on TV. It was worse than the time Maradonna told the whole world that Pele lost his virginity to a dude. But only a little worse. Brazilians, right on down to those never-before-seen Amazonian tribes who keep coming out of the woodwork for cigarettes and clean […]


Isabeli Fontana In Lingerie For GQ Romania

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it’s mostly ill fitting suits made of unfiltered Camel butts and World War II era bomb casings repurposed as […]


Isabeli Fontana Doesn’t Need a Real Name

September 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every adult actress makes two tough decisions at some point in their life: do I really want to have sex on camera for money, and what will my porn name be? The first part is usually answered by scars left from daddy, but picking that name, that’s the real gut wrenching decision. I don’t think […]