Holly Wolf Howlin’ Poon and Crap Around the Web

January 23, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato double underboob of the day (DrunkenStepfather) WWE Superstar Trish Stratus‘ 25 hottest pics (TMZ) Shakira Barrera nipples in see-through gown (TaxiDriverMovie) Playmate Holly Wolf strikes a pose in Vegas (Egotastic) Patricia Hollis sexy and naked in Serene Desire (EgotasticAllStars) Hailee Steinfeld shows some sexy braless cleavage (Popoholic) Romee Strijd‘s sweet and sexy underfunbag (HollywoodTuna) Jaime King in Lace: For Love […]


Jaime King Defends Defenseless Anorexic Models on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #102

September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, “rape”, discuss Ariel Winter’s turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get misty over the death of all the men’s magazines of the last century, call Tom Cruise gay with a bunch of euphemisms, and vote unanimously that casting a Korean dude to play a Japanese dude is even more racist than the original “whitewashing”. You won’t hear this shit on NPR. 


Jamie King Sticks Up for Skinny Chicks

September 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In regards to fashion, the world falls into two groups from now on. There are those that love watching fat women frolic in Fruit of the Loom underwear. And those that don’t. 


Aida Yespica My Language and Shit Around the Web

September 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs in waist trainers, Hannah Ferguson’s nipples, and more!


Jaime King Braless And Emaciated

February 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not for nothing but we’ve been documenting Jaime King’s descent into Gollum crazy for a couple years now. People and US and E! have been calling her fashionable and outspoken because they make a windfall if she dies. King had a nine pound baby and only put on six pounds. That math never added up. […]


Jaime King Has Something On Her Mind

December 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaime King is my favorite nut job. She’s unexpectedly crazy. There’s no exaggerated public outbursts or found in mall on electric horse arrests or even a suggestion by licensed physicians that she be locked up for her own good. Not on the record. She just says and does those little things that let you know […]


Jaime King Finally Gives Birth

July 21, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Superbly uninteresting piglet Jaime King finally shitted out her kid. King apparently believed the entire country was obsessively counting down to this moment and her husband showed her a taped Times Square ball dropping from the millennium celebration and then called her pretending to be Barack Obama offering congratulations. She believed him because she’s a retarded egomaniac who […]


Jaime King Needs Attention

July 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Potential candidate for worst person in the world Jaime King did an interview with American Baby magazine where she dished on her theories behind the 9/11 attacks and the state of unrest in Syria. That’s a lie. Though it would have been hilarious. She actually just talked about how people comment on her dumb fucking […]


Jaime King Can’t Stop

April 17, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaime King just can’t get over the fact that some unhappy dudes on the Internet say means things to women about their bodies. I relate to the feeling. I once read a post from this guy in Indiana who claimed Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars film. I couldn’t sleep for weeks […]


Jaime King Must Resist Body Shaming

April 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing Jaime King learned during hours sobbing over harsh online criticisms of Kim Kardashian’s bloated pregnancy candids it’s that you simply have to ignore the body shaming haters. Also, nobody can make fun of you for being pregnant fat when you’re sporting the Bataan Death March look during gestation. That gurgling sound […]