Jen Selter Might Make Out With Her Mom

February 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Butt selfie guru and future Nation of Islam prophet Jen Selter posted a photo of her and her hot mom about to make out and bump mounds. At least that’s what they want you to think. A daughter and mom making out is weird if you have to see them at the bake sale. All good if you can close […]


Jen Selter Doing Fine

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jen Selter is a fitness guru credited with inventing the belfie, the butt selfie. She spends all day doing squats and taking pictures of her ass in between reading Dostoevsky’s later works. If may seem like a futile existence but realize when you get a car insurance quote there’s someone on the other end of […]


Jen Selter Is Ruined

March 14, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jen Selter is this Instagram famous model who everybody says has the perfect ass. I’m mot sure what the perfect ass is, but I’d like to think I’d know it when I felt it, right before the police were called and somebody made some accusation of unwanted touching. If you’re Vanity Fair and you get […]