Josephine Skriver Fit as a Fiddle and Shit Around the Web

October 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Shimmering bikini bodies, Victoria’s Secret Angels, and more!

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Bella Thorne And Jenna Dewan Endorsing Hateful Eight

December 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Hateful Eight looked to be inexorably damaged when the collective police departments around the nation leaked information that Quentin Tarantino lied about being in jail for parking tickets in the early 90’s. Street cred is fragile like that. Even Tarantino film fans understand that Tarantino is a bloated self-promoter who you’d punch first and […]

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Jenna Dewan Tatum Underboob For Conan

December 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenna Dewan Tatum showed off her breasts on Conan as she mentioned how sexy she finds her husband’s narrow set eyes. Like a really hot paleolithic aquatic predator. Dewan told cute stories about Channing, about going to Sofia Vergara’s wedding, and being on the show Supergirl but not being Supergirl so maybe she plays a […]

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Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in ’98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don’t quit Twitter again. There’s Channing […]

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Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him […]

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Ice Cube Knows What’s Really Going on Here

March 15, 2012 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan’s arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah Hill in ’21 Jump Street.’ […]

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