Olivia Munn, Jenny McCarthy, Hope Solo… We Score The Hollywood Sex Accusers Tales of Woe on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #110

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we delved deep into the numerous alleged sexual harassment offenses of women in Hollywood, the H.W. teenaged Cop-a-Feeling, wonder how Kim Kardashian free passes her way into a baby shower with no fetus around, wonder who the first idiot chick will be to upload her nudes and sex photos to Facebook, and Matt tells some stories of male woe and misandry that will bring a tear to your man-power eye.


Jenny McCarthy Dug Deep For Her Sex Victim Story

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy suddenly remembers that time Steven Seagal asked her to take off her clothes during an audition for “Unnamed Hot Chick” in Under Siege 2 in 1995.


Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

November 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn’t disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before becoming intimate. A solid […]


Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

July 15, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy’s hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with the less accomplished Wahlberg brother. I heard Mark allows him a free burger a day if he hunts down witnesses of his multiple hate […]


Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

February 16, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you’re going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That’s the X on your treasure map of excitement. I’m not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as unavailable before they hit the lesser […]


Mickey Mouse Dead From Measles

January 23, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not a huge fan of children. They  talk too much and you can’t legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don’t now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn’t waste my falling star wishes seeing both die from the measles. 42 kids now have the shitty virus after visiting the […]


Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

January 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve telecast. She’s smarmy and not particularly witty and used to spend New Year’s being passed around by men at parties. Basically she’s Ryan Seacrest. We didn’t need both. Presumably McCarthy still owed ABC a few hours of intelligent banter since being fired from […]


Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

November 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain Deads. Or, just Jenny Loves Donnie. Read all about Jenny McCarthy’s new shit show. (The Superficial) […]


Jenny McCarthy Still Trying

October 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I give Jenny McCarthy an A for effort. She tried super hard to bring back polio and whooping cough, though she only succeeded among wealthy white moms who educate themselves through Facebook and Xanax. She took a stab at the movies in a couple classics solely available on the bottom shelf at Slovakian Blockbusters. She […]


Jenny McCarthy Spreading Her Wings

September 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenny McCarthy has two commercially viable skills: flashing her tits and telling dirty jokes. The moment these saloon whore party tricks stop, America tunes her out, save for a brief time when she convinced rich white women that vaccines were bad and polio was good thereby reversing the tide of deadly virus regression in the […]

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