Slut Joke Shames Avengers, Series Probably Over (VIDEO)

April 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans made a legitimately funny aside about ‘Black Widow’ being a slut in the Avengers story and got to laugh for ten seconds before their reps were forced to issue public apologizes recognizing that women, blacks, Jews, Asians, gays, Hispanics, Muslims, SUNY Binghamton grads, the disabled, the obese, people living with anxiety, […]

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Jeremy Renner Blackmailed

March 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jeremy Renner’s estranged Canadian model wife and baby mama, Sonni Pacheco, reportedly threatened to release his sex videos if he didn’t help her get a green card. In legal documents, Renner repeatedly refers to his wife as a gold digger, which makes sense because she is requesting $12,000 a month in child support to be […]

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Jeremy Renner Is A Pimp And Shit Around The Web

January 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jeremy Renner used his two minutes as a presenter at the Golden Globes to come on to Jennifer Lopez. It’s pretty fucking smooth. You shouldn’t hit on a woman just because her tits are hanging out of her dress, you should also imagine you’d like her smile. This is how you compliment a lady on her […]

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Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

August 1, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I’d like to be a little more optimistic but I don’t have a clue what it’s about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you’d spot in a New […]

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this is Jeremy Renners secret pregnant girlfriend

January 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“Formerly secret” might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco. Although she doesn’t look very pregnant in these pictures. What’s that all about ? Jeremy should tie her to a rock […]

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it seems Jeremy Renner isnt gay after all

January 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite rumors to the contrary, rumors that began even before anyone saw that mustache, Jeremy Renner is apparently not gay, or at least not so gay that he won’t still occasionally have sex with a girl. Multiple sources confirm to Us that an ex-girlfriend of the actor is due to give birth next month. “They […]

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Jeremy Renner took a viagra before a 10 hour flight

July 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I like London too, but not so much that I get an erection for the entire flight over there. And if I did I’d be a gentleman about it. I wouldn’t go on the Jimmy Kimmel show and brag so everyone knows how hard my dick was the way Jeremy Renner did. “I had to […]

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‘the Bourne Legacy’ takes place during ‘the Bourne Ultimatum’

June 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘The Bourne Legacy’ trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum’. Which is actually really cool. So we’ll see what else was going on while Matt Damon look befuddled and/or punched people. […]

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‘The Bourne Legacy’ finally has a full trailer

June 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For years I’ve been sitting here, like a fool, assuming there was always just one, but as ‘The Bourne Legacy’ repeatedly points out, it’s actually quite the contrary. And unrelated to the fact that the old one doesn’t want to be in these movies anymore, here are the adventures of another one who, it turns […]

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Jeremy Renner says hes not gay

April 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There have been rumors that Jeremy Renner is gay for at least two years now, and he’s never really said much about it, but now he tells the Hollywood Reporter that the whole thing should really be private. And that he’s not gay. “I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not f—ing […]

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