Jessica Chastain Edited Out Of Movie Hahaha

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time’s Up for Jessica Chastain’s appearance in the upcoming Canadian flick The Death and Life of John F. Donovan. The drama’s director Xavier Dolan released a lengthy and uber PC statement explaining that Chastin’s removal from Donovan post-shooting has nothing to do with her performance and everything to do with her role simply working against the overall […]


Claudia Romani Bikini Christmas and Shit Around the Web

December 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

German Playmates, babes in reindeer antlers, and more!


Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Oh no he didn’t. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to post that meme of Michael Jordan crying in bed along with the caption “I love Mondays lol.” Wonderful platform for idiots. Anyway, as we’ve suffered through, Chastain always has some things and stuff to say about equality and being a marginalized millionaire, and no man is going to censor her for being terrible, especially this unnamed actor who needs to check his privilege at the door.


Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who procured their wealth through… farming… still only focuses on the 1%, as evident in the line on this new cover: “How Rich Is Too Rich?” Just ask Chastain. The magazine’s level of delusion in thinking they’re delivering any sort of wokeness with the outspoken Chastain is right up there with the stage four delusion of Chastain herself, so this pairing actually works out perfectly.


Jessica Chastain Transformative Social Change

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Common sense suggests that we should turn to celebrities for all of our sociopolitical know how. I mean, they’re in movies, duh. Jessica Chastain is an endless gushing well of wisdom in a new Twitter video, where she sends positive vibes to Hurricane Harvey survivors while talking about overthrowing the system. Just what people want to hear about while they’re fishing around for their drowned pets.


Hollywood Loves a Slick Rape Story

December 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the sudden disappearance of every single woman who stepped forward to accuse Donald Trump of rape, celebrities are looking for fresh bait to spark their self-righteous outrage. Jessica Chastain and a bunch of kindred spirits found such a burning ember in news that French actress Maria Schneider was the victim of a nonconsensual rape scene on set while filming Last Tango in Paris in 1972.


Pirelli Calendar Ruined and Amber Heard Beaten on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #68

December 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I try to figure out how a titty wall calendar became a testament to intentionally aged and wrinkled women, why Tom Cruise will never find happiness no matter his amulet count, offer some advice to Mariah Carey on breakup revenge, question the authenticity of Amber Heard because that’s fun, and come up with our list of undeserving winners in America. To be fair, we were drinking, so our lists are pretty shitty.


As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world.


MTV Movie Awards Are Somehow Still Going On

April 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The MTV Movie Awards aren’t a tribute to the tastes of teenagers who one day will be servicing park vending machines as part of a workfare program so much as a completely staged Viacom publicity event. There were a couple notable faces and Jessica Chastain’s tits cinched up to resemble proofing bread, but the bulk […]


Jessica Chastain Wears Lingerie In “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them”

December 26, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: “The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them”

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