Jessie J Seems Talented

December 4, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know at what point we decided you can’t be a pop star without flashing your bare ass in magazines, but that was obviously the right decision. Unless you’re the rare girl with pipes like Adele or Aretha, singing is but a small fraction of your overall pop star grade. Singing is tossing the […]

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Time to Save Africa Again With a Crappy Song (VIDEO)

November 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every five to ten years, Bono and Gay Beethoven and Bob Geldof and whoever’s hot in the British pop music scene spend another few hours re-recording the exact same fucking song to cure the latest African hardship. It started thirty years ago with Band Aid’s Do They Know It’s Christmas?, an ensemble recording designed to […]

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Jessie J Suddenly Seems Very Interesting

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You can tell a lot about a party by the guests in attendance, so I’m not sure what it says about Republic Records that the biggest names on the red carpet at its post-Grammys party were Jennifer Lopez‘s boyfriend, Chris Brown‘s girlfriend and Audrina Partridge. But Jessie J was also there, so I guess she […]

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Jessie J Sort Of Strips Down In ‘Wild’ (VIDEO)

May 29, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Despite having a name that makes her sound like a character from Jem and the Holograms, Jessie J has always seemed pretty normal in comparison to today’s other pop stars. She’s not incredibly hot and a lot of times she looks like the female villain in an 80s James Bond film, but she is supposedly […]

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