Jodie Foster Claims Superhero Flicks Are Destroying the Earth

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jodie Foster might strike you as pretentious. It’s probably that auteur-Yale-bespectabled-lesbian thing. Also, a string of shitty independent movies when she takes the helm. 


UTA Shifted Party Dollars

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

United Talent Agency took a stand this weekend by canceling their luxurious Oscar weekend party and instead hosting an anti seven nation travel ban rally. The Hollywood talent agency used the five hundred thousand dollars saved on the party and made a donation to charitable groups that are none of your damn business and no, you can’t see the receipts. 


Jodie Foster Marries Ellen’s Ex

April 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jodie Foster got gay married to her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison one year after telling everybody at the Golden Globes that she was a lesbian. Sort of like Barry Bonds coming out and admitting he used performance enhancing drugs. I mean, you know, when he does. You’ll recall that Foster rambled incoherently at the awards ceremony […]


Jodie Foster Has a New Flame

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

How can anyone forget Jodie Foster’s coming out speech during the Golden Globes this year? After twenty years of being the movie industry’s most prominent lesbian, Jodie Foster incoherently announced something that sounded like she officially liked vagina and everybody should back the fuck up. I guess she felt people still didn’t believe her, so […]


Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night

January 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she’s gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above): “So, while I’m here being all confessional, and uh, I guess I just […]

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