Jordan Carver Celebrity Boxer

September 25, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If the Germans are coming back at us with big breasted boxing girls, we’re pretty much fucked. They should’ve thought of this the last few times they went searching for a seaport. What no historically repetitive aggressor ever considers is that women with immense chests are truly the finest fighting force on this planet. ISIS […]


those arent Jordan Carvers eyes “Johnny Depp”

August 8, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won’t notice. And so that’s what the producers of ‘Who […]


Resse Witherspoon is unsure of Justin Biebers gender

February 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

During a press junket for her movie ‘This Means War’, Reese Witherspoon was asked about the rumor that Justin Bieber wants to remake the 1996 movie ‘Fear’, which Reese starred in with Mark Wahlberg. And her reply was sort of awesome. “Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?” No seriously that’s […]