Jordana Brewster Not Really Nude

April 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s nothing more heinous than advertising naked women then angling out all the money shots. Maybe genocide. Depending on who were talking about. Rwanda cough cough. Every year Allure magazine touts a bunch of Hollywood actresses in their nude issue without any real nudity. Zuckerberg could look at these photos without seizing. I can’t believe […]


Kate Hudson Is Charitably Minded

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It’s called BabyMurder, just sign your name and hand over […]


It’s a Boy for the Girl Jordana Brewster Paid to Have Her Baby

September 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s really no more natural of a childbirth than to have a third party have your baby for you. I’m sure there are a variety of medical reasons that might necessitate using a rented womb to procreate. I’m also certain medical necessity is not the overarching factor in the decision by many slender working actresses […]