Celebrity Offspring Audition For Victoria Secret Angel Position

August 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Slap a celebrity’s face on advertisements and you’ve just validated very poor quality panties for the overly impulsive to purchase. So what if the majority of your customer base can’t fit what you sell.


Jenah Yamamoto Sleeves and Cleaves and Shit Around the Web

July 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Riki Lindhome nude, Taylor Hill and Daphne Groeneveld on a yacht, and more!


Josie Canseco Gets Topless In Black And White And Shit Around The Web

December 22, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Christmas comes early with these topless shots of Josie Canseco in black and white. If you imagine dad Jose Canseco is pissed, you simply are not thinking like Jose Canseco.


Josie Canseco Topless Snapchat

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snapchat is the new go-to for accidental nudity of women you have to hope are legal. There’s a reason Snapchat is growing past Twitter and Instagram and it’s heavily based in the ability of young women to show off their tits in slightly obscured, off-angled selfie video shorts. Also, your grandparents aren’t on it.


Josie Canseco Tip Top Up Top And Shit Around The Web

September 14, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Josie Canseco shows off her titties at a basketball game. It’s rumored later on she solved complex mathematical problems and discovered the role of Saudi Arabia in the rise of ISIL. Though nobody stuck around for that part.


Josie Canseco Doing Well

July 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was pretty big news when Jose Canseco’s daughter got naked for Playboy, especially since Playboy no longer has nude photos and it turned out they were lying. It’s an honor just to be tributed by men who still can’t figure out how to cancel their subscriptions.


Josie Canseco Is Virtually Naked In Playboy And Shit Around The Web

May 26, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Josie Canseco is the extreme hottie that somehow came out of Jose Canseco’s ball sack. She did some sexy shots for Playboy. Not naked, because Playboy is lame now, but still sexy.


Josie Canseco Has Chosen

April 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The nature versus nurture argument rages on in second generation celebrity and model kids choosing modeling over Starbuck’s barista or molly addict as their career path. The benefit of going into modeling without actually needing the work is you get less Terry Richardson cock in your face. You don’t have to have that two grand to […]


Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco’s Daughter And Shit Around The Web

November 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco’s model daughter Josie. Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely. They make such a cute couple. (TMZ) Hannah Ferguson bikinis like a champ. (Last Men On Earth) Richelle Oslinker shows off […]


Jose Canseco’s Daughter Old Enough for Him to Assault and Shit Around the Web

June 15, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Josie Canseo is now eighteen. She can flee her father’s home for a life of study and growth or dig in and turn her life over to self-aggrandizement and selling her body. If my prayers mean anything, she’ll choose the latter. Josie Canseco likes to take pictures without many clothes on (Egotastic) Selena Gomez likes to […]