Karissa and Kristina Shannon Make It Another Year

October 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before it was truly fashionable, the Shannon sisters were flashing their tits and loving important men long time in Hollywood. I think one of them is now doing that for women too, so consider them multi-versatile. They’re only 25 so I’m not sure how it seems like they arrived a century ago. Man, they look […]

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Karissa Shannon Is Valentine’s

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t remember which Shannon sister is the fake lesbian and which one made a sex tape with the dude from Smallville who got busted with twenty boxes of Oxy in his trunk. The best part is, it doesn’t matter. Identical twin fame whore sisters totally let you get away with mixing each other up. […]

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The Shannon Twins In Bikinis

July 5, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I hate when you run into twins you’ve met several times and you still can’t tell which one is which. At some point they figure out you don’t know who is who and they bust you like you’re some outrageously impolite bastard. Yeah, it’s that, or, you two fucking zygotes look exactly the same. Don’t […]

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