Kelly Rohrbach Roars Back and Shit Around the Web

October 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs in swimming pools, nudity filled DVD releases, and more!

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Bruna Marquezine On the Cover of a Magazine and Shit Around the Web

September 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff bikini parenting, Stella Maxwell in lesbian love, and more!

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Karrueche Tran Wins 5-Year Restraining Order Against Chris Brown

June 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The only time to side with a gold digging second tier model like Karrueche Tran is when she falls into the sphere of tiny angry Chris Brown and his gun toting Lost Boys. You got yourself into this mess, now the grownups need to get you out. 

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Karrueche Tran Bikinis Well And Shit Around The Web

April 17, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Karrueche Tran is a good looking woman with a Chris Brown problem. It’s like herpes, if the flareups got you shot outside a restaurant one night by a crying skinny guy in a shitty ski mask. 

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Karrueche Tran Shocked Chris Brown Likes To Hit Women

February 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every time you live stream yourself wing suit leaping off the Alps, you run the risk of being that dude whose death makes for excellent YouTube fodder. Every time you date Chris Brown, you’re going to get your ass beat.

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Karrueche Tran Ta-Tas On The Beach And Shit Around The Web

December 8, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Famous for being Asian hot and letting Chris Brown stick his stick inside of her, Karrueche Tran bikinis well.

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Karrueche Tran Bikini Adventures And Shit Around The Web

May 18, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Karrueche Tran is a hottie model most well known for dating notorious woman beater Chris Brown. No one said she was smart. But she does have pleasant tits and a nice ass so she’s doing fine in life.

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Karrueche Tran in A Bikini

December 22, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown has a track on his new album about breaking up with this chick. Because he’s Taylor Swift with a slightly nicer ass. It’s called Kae. Brown wants to be sure everybody gets it’s not a diss track. For fuck’s sake. The song is saying that the relationship is no more. I’m expressing the […]

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Karruche Tran Sets Chris Brown Straight

June 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody wants to see men and women beating the crap out of each other, though we all prefer it over an insipid proxy of the same shit on social media.  Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown tussled over the break up of their relationship on Instagram. Chris Brown was outraged that Tan blamed their breakup on Chris fucking tons […]

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Chris Brown Loves to Fight the Ladies and Shit Around the Web

June 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You’re not Mayweather. You’re not getting paid. Chris Brown fights with his recent ex-girlfriend, punches thrown? Meh. (TMZ) Eniko Mihalik is topless and […]

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