The Fate of the Furious Sends a Message

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two seasons in the movie business. Masturbate to aren’t we artistically diverse time, and make money time. April through August is unadulterated cash money time. Also known as the time of movies people want to see without being told why it’s important they do so. There’s nobody on Facebook explaining why you should support The Fate of the Furious.

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Katherine Heigl Will Apologize for Work

April 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl has rescinded her initial criticism of Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up which came out eight years ago. Heigl previously called the movie sexist; It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys… I’m playing such a bitch; why is she being such a killjoy? […]

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Katherine Heigl’s Flat Ass And Shit Around The Web

October 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Hegil has no tits, a weird body, and the flattest ass in Hollywood. This has made her enduringly popular for female viewers and men who like to beat off to thoughts of that guy on the swim team who made them feel funny. Judge her ass for yourself. (Drunken Stepfather) Pam Anderson in just sheets. […]

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Katherine Heigl Isn’t A Bitch Says Katherine Heigl And Shit Around The Web

November 4, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Notorious bitch Katherine Heigl says she isn’t really a bitch even though she’s acted like a bitch a lot in the past. Never mind that no one wants to work with her because she’s such a C.U.N.T cunt. Read all about how no one understands poor Katherine? (Dlisted) Iggy Azalea wears white face but it’s […]

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Katherine Heigl Too Good To Be Hired

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a pretentious new interview, Katherine Heigl says she left Hollywood for Utah because she wanted her family of adopted international babies to come first. Her explanation is in slight contrast to what everybody else in Hollywood believes is Heigl taking flight after she became too cloyingly difficult and not young and hot enough to be […]

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Katherine Heigl Is Too Important to Be Captured

April 10, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl is suing the Duane Reade chain of pharmacies for precisely six million dollars. It seems that she was leaving one of their stores in New York when a pap shot a picture of her carrying lots of Duane Reade bags. For some stupid reason the pharmacy decided to brag that she likes to […]

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I Can Almost See What Katherine Heigl Had for Dinner Last Night

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody talks about Katherine Heigl like she’s some uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress. Nobody thinks about her as an uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress with a big white girl booty. A couple more outings in a dress like that and that’ll all change. Photo Credit: PCN

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Katherine Heigl kept Mothers Day classy

May 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The picture agency said that Katherine Heigl and her husband and her adopted daughter Naleigh all went to Katherines moms house for Mothers Day yesterday, so either that’s Naleigh with the nanny, or else Katherine has a baby inside that white bag. Let’s hope for the latter. I’d like to think that Katherine is still […]

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