Katy Perry, Quite Contrary

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Katy Perry is once again shooting herself in her woke foot, challenging her own brand of enlightenment with motivational one-liners not unfit for a Cialis ad in her new interview with Glamour Magazine. We all bared Witness to Perry’s downfall following her lackluster rebirth as the world’s oldest art school student, and even at thirty-three-years-of […]

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Katy Perry Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery Except When She did

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The wokest former pop princess in all the land Katy Perry spilled the hot goss to progressive feminist website Refinery 29 on everything from “Why she’s giving lip gloss a second chance” to “What she learned from having a pixie (haircut.)” Not making those things up. From what I understand Refinery 29 is like Lenny Letter […]

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Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.

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Katy Perry Teases Something Tragic And Stupid (UPDATE)

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Woke pile of glitter and broken dreams Katy Perry is apparently still with us – something I as well as the rest of the world literally forgot about since her turd soup album Witness dropped – and still apparently has the ability to “tease” things even though people don’t give a crap. It’s like Perry is trying to mimic Grizabella from Cats by begging for her next life while looking like a sexually abused gutter clown. The physical resemblance is definitely there.

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Elizabeth Hurley Bustily Ever After and Shit Around the Web

December 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katy Perry does the worm, Top 10 nude scenes of the year, and more!

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Katy Perry And Warren Buffet Here To Diversify Portfolios

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Katy recently confirmed that she has access to the internet and uses it for more than just watching cat videos. Unbelievable, I know.

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Katy Perry Can’t Stop Winning, Outsmarts Nuns

November 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Katy can really rub people the wrong way. There are so many properties for her to pick from yet she wants the holy place. I’m almost positive it’s for satanic rituals. 

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Katy Perry Wedding Crasher

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A poor woman will spend the rest of her life out-shined by Katy on her own wedding day. The bride already doesn’t want the bridesmaids looking more attractive than her. Just imagine the pressure competing with Perry when she crashes your big day just to twerk on you. 

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Robert Patterson Drying His Tears on Katy Perry

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you wanted to make your ex jealous you should have dated Katy Perry right after Kristen. Katy Perry looks down to do everything Kristen wouldn’t in bed. She’s even into girls too and looks like the type that’s all too eager to share. 

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Katy Perry Lends Helping Hand To Lesbian Couple

October 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

My only complaint out of this entire situation was that this wasn’t the hottest lesbian couple of all time. But Katy Perry’s ass hanging out of whatever she was wearing made up for it.

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