Kayla Swift Seems Chilly

December 31, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These bottled water insidious bastards are using the coldest winter in L.A. to punish the models who won’t consent to their various and sundry obedience pledges. It’s super fucking frigid right now. The beach is empty save for the metal detector idiot savants and this chick who seems to be experiencing hypothermia. She’ll probably stop […]


Kayla Swift Has Wet Boobs, That’s a Thing

December 15, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick might only have one pose, but like a Rivera cutter, that might just be enough. Turn back to the left, pour bottled water over your fantastic tits, pretend your dad didn’t want a boy. Wet t-shirt modeling has often been called the world’s most difficult profession. That doesn’t seem right. Photo Credit: FameFlynet