Ke$ha Leaves Fat Shaming Rehab

March 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Self-described singer and noted gutter scamp Ke$ha left rehab yesterday and seems to be healed. She had been in fat camp rehab after admitting she had developed an eating disorder after some music producer called her a “fucking refrigerator”. She was fat shamed! Also high and drunk which makes fat shaming double shaming with a twist […]


Ke$ha Wants Your Teeth

January 25, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha sent out a Twitter blast to her deluded fans for them to send her their teeth so she can make art. We told you about the fucked up star being fat shamed into eating disorder rehab. It seems that the multi-talented singer isn’t satisfied with the arts and crafts available at the rehab facility. So, […]


Ke$ha Says She Likes a Little Cunt

December 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

America’s sweetheart Ke$ha recently told TMZ that she really likes cunts. She didn’t mean she wanted to go down on Britney. She was explaining what she looks for in a guy she lets snoggle her stinky parts in the Wendy’s men’s room. The reporter asked her why she doesn’t go out with nice guys. Ke$ha […]


Ke$ha is Being Edgy Again

November 27, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Whenever Ke$ha defends herself against her critics, she claims that we’re all just people who aren’t in on the joke. But the thing about jokes is that when they’re not funny, people don’t always get them, so maybe it’s time that Ke$ha did herself a favor and explained the joke to everyone. Because otherwise I’m […]


Ke$ha Was Born At A House Party

October 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Crazy slut demon Ke$ha gave Yahoo News a little insight into her life by telling the tale of her mother giving birth to her at a house party. It seems that her mother Pebe Sebert, (yes, Pebe), thought it would be a good idea to invite some friends to the house while she gave birth. […]


Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina

October 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last week we told you about how Ke$ha claims her vagina is haunted by a smelly ghost. Now, this classy dame told a delightful tale on Conan O’Brien about the time she electrocuted her vagina. It seems that the ‘I’m so shocking, check me out’ star does a stunt in her act in which she runs […]


Ke$ha’s Vag Is Haunted By Smelly Ghost

October 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha claims that her vagina is haunted by a stinky ghost. On Jimmy Kimmel Live she revealed that a phantom took up residence in her snatch while filming a video in Alaska. The revelation came after she went to a hypnotherapist, presumably because she was having feminine hygiene problems. Maybe an ectoplasmic UTI? When Kimmel […]


Hey Everyone, Ke$ha Is Showing Her Ass Again

October 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha once complained on her boring MTV reality show that people always made fun of her for being what she thinks is unique instead of talking about how talented of a music artist she is. That’s important to recall because here’s a picture that Ke$ha posted to her Instagram account yesterday of her showing off […]


Oh Look, Ke$ha Is Being Edgy Again

October 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Miley Cyrus has evolved to showing part of her nipple and her awkwardly tiny camel toe, Ke$ha must have realized that she’d need to knock the homeless man’s tongue out of her vagina and get back to doing ridiculous shit for attention. First up? She uploaded a bunch of “sexy” photos to her Instagram […]


Ke$ha Confuses at the L.A. County Fair

September 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Imagine the shock of visitors to the L.A. County fair this weekend when human type words started coming out of the creature writhing around on the main stage. It’s how I imagine the farm folk felt when they saw word Radiant spun over the doorway to Wilbur’s barn. A combination of WTF and belief in […]