Kendall Jenner Feeling :(

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whenever a Jenndashian comes down from the unique buzz created by the mixing of seeping ass implant juices and lint covered horse Xanax from the bottom of Kris Jenner’s purse (allegedly, don’t sue) she must turn to the “How do you feel today?” chart on the fridge and attempt to contort her numbed face muscles into […]


Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of the game “never have I ever,” let’s just give props for body inclusivity. Twenty years ago […]


Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]


Kendall Jenner To Solve World’s Problems With Cupid

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well this is a relief for Jessica Chastain, who doesn’t seem to have gotten her global “transformation social change” off the ground quite yet. Fake model and Petree dish face Kendall Jenner has another solution for worldwide peace love and understanding that’s most likely about as realistic as what Chastin is cooking up, and it […]


Kendall Jenner Defends Ugly Horrifying Acne

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Slam alert. Apparently common consensus for a while has been that Kendall Jenner sports a topographical map of the Alps on her face, and all of the highs and lows and twists and turns were visible during her appearance on this weekend’s Golden Globes red carpet. She was in attendance at the awards show because she’s so […]


Kendall Jenner Only Updating Priorities In 2018

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone affiliated with the Kardashian name will most likely sell you a dream, app, or intercourse depending on how deep your pockets run. Kendall Jenner is claiming that her priorities will come before updating her app for the new year.


Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is too nonsensical to be worthy of comment. Also, how do Women Rule! just because they’re on […]


Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her.


Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table – Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that isn’t an affront to God. Oh fuck, and Kylie brings… her future slut daughter fetus? They all hate Caitlyn now as much as the rest of the world, but if you want to include her, go for it, as long as you lay a tarp over the chair first. One of these super hot ladies has to go today, so head to the comments and let us know who’s the lesser of a half dozen skanks. Kim for example. 


Kendall Jenner Beats Gisele on Model Money Chart

November 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenner took home $22 million this past year compared to Bundchen’s lackluster $17 million. There’s no relevant list for male models since they make squat and conveniently omitted from all gender pay gap calculations.