Kim Kardashian Reveals 24-Inch Waist Size At Book Club

February 13, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. Kim Kardashian can’t read. After an afternoon of grazing in a field of penises and laxatives, the most majestic centaur around saddled up to her supposed “inaugural book club meeting” to spill the deets about her amazingly trim waist. In equine lingo so would be about 16 […]


Kim Going All Out For Attention

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and kids don’t mix. She’s 37 and if it wasn’t for the law declaring 18-year-olds as official adults I’m pretty sure Kris would still have to be responsible for her. So what did Kim do now? It involves partial nudity and Instagram as always. Her daughter North took a photo of her mother […]


Kim Kardashian Releases Actual List Of Her 12 H8ers For Stank Juice

February 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who are potentially even more terrible than her. Kardashian is initiating the pimping process for her upcoming […]


Wendy Williams Calls Out Kim Kardashian As A Skank For Nude NSFW Pic

February 1, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Astute observation Wendy. And is the pope sexually attracted to little boys? This Tuesday Kim Kardashian set off a wave of backlash by posting a tits-out pic on Instagram. Everyone from Lindsay Lohan to random Instagram commenters with insanely fulfilling home lives took the time to call out Kardashian, claiming that a mother and wife should […]


Paris Hilton Dressing Just Like Kim Kardashian

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double the bewigged mare double the fun realness by dressing just like Kim for a bunch of Instagram […]


Kim Kardashian Roughs Up Internet With Topless Instagram

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that we’ve already seen the goods about forty-five times, Kim Kardashian doesn’t really possess the power to break the Internet, but she’s sure doing whatever damage she can on Instagram. The majestic centaur isn’t letting motherhood slow her down, and for this recent pic whinnied up in front of the shitter to take a […]


Kim Kardashian Flashes Tits On The Beach

January 24, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Last week commenter Lara Croft responded to one of my posts with: “This site used to be about gorgeous women and big tits. What even is this? A piece of shit article about why you have a small dick? I mean, we know that, but jesus. Stick with what you know, Sam.” First off, I see […]


Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of the game “never have I ever,” let’s just give props for body inclusivity. Twenty years ago […]


Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]


Kanye Buys Kim Stocks For Christmas

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s hard buying Christmas gifts for a woman who has ridden a carousel of athletic and musical cock on her way to the top but Kanye West may have found her the perfect gift that keeps on giving.