Open Post: Lady Gaga’s Bowel Moving Video For “Joanne”

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga has officially run out of causes to support now that the gays have gotten sick of her and the Dove girl sisterhood feel she took things too far with her weight. Her last-ditch attempt at supporting a cause is standing behind her aunt who’s been dead for a thousand years, as her new music […]


Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.


Lady Gaga’s Gross Wine Rejected By U.S. Patent Office

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any Z-list Real Housewife who’s anybody knows that there’s nothing classier than releasing a bottom-shelf wine available for purchase at your local gas station. So it makes sense that Lady Gaga, who at this point has just a hair more prestige than a drunk whore on Bravo, is hell-bent on releasing her own witch’s brew. […]


Lady Gaga Slouching Towards Gomorrah

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As if there weren’t enough reasons to visit Las Vegas, seafood buffets in the landlocked desert, reasonable sex worker HIV tests, and the relative strength of the yen, add to that list the semi-permanent arrival of Lady Gaga.


Well Look What The Tide Dragged In

November 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Lady Gaga starred in her own Insta photo shoot looking like one of those washed up tangled masses of seaweed, garbage, and small animal carcasses. Or just like a whale caught up in fishing net. Or a D-list Times Square Princess Leia impersonator on a bender. Or like, you know, a fat ugly desperate former celebrity. However you slice it, Gaga is at the point in her life when bikini pics feel more defiant than celebratory. Squeezing her bubbling frame into a thong is more akin to Lena Dunham baring her double stuffed hair pie on Girls than a hot celebrity showing something we want to see. She’s a Real Housewife celebrating her fiftieth birthday in style.


Lindsey Pelas Busting Out All Over and Shit Around the Web

November 7, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Taco Tuesday temptresses, see-through dresses, and more!


Lady Gaga Got Engaged

November 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gaga has been engaged before. A five year relationship with Taylor Kinney that ended with no honeymoon and a break up inspired Gaga album. Getting engaged to your talent agent is just a form of rebound dick gone wrong.


Bud Light Sales Rep Lady Gaga Tragic Lamborghini Entrance

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former pop star Lady Gaga still thinks her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but unfortunately for her, she apparently consumed whatever milkshake she had left. Hollywood’s Willy Loman took time away from drinking Pepsi in her Airbnb after hitting up Starbucks to attend the Dodgers game in Los Angeles last night. Never one to miss the opportunity to look desperate, Gaga arrived in a Lamborghini while wearing booty shirts, heels, and a tight tank-top that perfectly accentuated her weight gain.


Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 64: Alia Shawkat’s Nude Debut And Lady Gaga Topless

September 26, 2017 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

It’s a week of firsts on Amazon’s Transparent, not only does former Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat make her nude debut, the show is also making waves for showing TV’s first transgender full frontal! Over on Netflix Lady Gaga makes an outdoor business meeting a little more fun by going topless, and Ana de Armas heats up the Blade Runner 2049 trailer with a little T&A. All of that, plus the Wheel of Skin and more on this episode of the Mr. Skin podcast.


Lady Gaga Gets Touched

September 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former pop star Lady Gaga is still hoing out her Netflix documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two, with a sense of self-importance that should be reserved for whoever cures cancer or Lena Dunham when she finally learns what to wear for her body type. A fumigation tarp. Younger generations don’t remember when Gaga produced music that people listened to, and instead know her as the colorful Bud Light, Pepsi, and Starbucks sales rep. Next you can catch her going door to door selling vacuums. Mary Kay rejected her application due to the startling nature of her man face.