Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked absolutely miserable at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party. Jessica Alba, buck […]


Lauren Conrad Bans Skinny

June 3, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lauren Conrad’s website catering to the wealthy unemployed crowd has banned the word “skinny”. Skinny is now an unspeakable term and anyone who actually happens to be skinny should going forward refer to themselves as less fat. The word fat itself was phased out during Al Gore’s presidential bid and replaced with healthy. If you’re […]