Kate Upton Gun Show and Shit Around the Web

June 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Anna Faris rocks a bikini, Yankee Doodle Boobies, and more!


Lil Kim Fingered

June 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know how when you’re not happy with your Airbnb so you bust into the property manager’s place with ski masks and guns and demand your money back? Lil Kim and her crew allegedly called on that oldie during the big BET Awards Show weekend in L.A.


Lil Kim Is Busted Looking And Shit Around The Web

April 25, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

I remember back when Lil Kim was, if not hot, then definitely fuckable. With 15 condoms on, but still. Now she’s looking not unlike a grey version of the Toxic Avenger. Behold the horror. (COED) Pretty boy Zac Efron eats it while doing the Baywatch run. (TMZ) Mariana Castillo gets naked in Playboy Mexico. (Egotastic […]


Lil Kim Stiffs the Hard Up

October 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lil Kim is being sued by a gay nightclub in Florida because she skipped out on a meet and greet with a bunch of people willing to pay real American currency to meet and greet Lil Kim. These Lil Kim mega fans had paid $75 to watch Kim limp around the stage and lip-synch twenty […]


Lil Kim Has It All Working in London

November 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Holy crap, Lil Kim got big. I don’t know what kind of voodoo strapping powers Kim used to keep from dousing London with liquid fat shot out through her camel toe, but consider the Kardashians interested in purchasing the technology. Lil Kim looked about two nesting levels down from the Ruben Studdard babushka doll as […]


Someone Needs To Stop Lil Kim Already

September 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Kim performed last night at someone named Coleman‘s new single release party at The Box in New York City because she’s trying yet again to mount a comeback at 39-years old, and all I can ask is, “Why?” Why is she still trying to pretend that anyone, except for her incredibly strange few fans, […]


Lil Kim Bailed On A Show, Still Looks Like A Cartoon Character

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Lil Kim has issued an apology to her fans in London through a spokesperson, after she was accused of being late for her scheduled (and ultimately canceled) main event performance at the Lovebox festival in London this weekend. This is noteworthy because it means that not only do people still actually want to watch […]