Victoria’s Secret Not Super Worried

August 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anybody who follows a losing sports team knows the terms the home broadcasters will use to give a sense of accomplishment to another failed season. There’s always talk of building something special, hopeful signs for the future, and momentum. All euphemisms for being on the short side of scoreboard.

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Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls And Lily Aldridge Nude Hug

December 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a more efficient world, the entirety of marketing departments would be replaced by one chunky dude in sandals who says, how about naked girls? It would suck for people who graduated with dubious majors into jobs with dubious achievement standards, but McDonald’s pays fifteen an hour now and Hillary Clinton is willing to erase […]

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Victoria’s Secret Intends to Win the Super Bowl

January 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who say the commercials are the best part about the Super Bowl have never seen Katy Perry sing over a pre-recorded track to staged multicultural fans screaming their heads off. Until they allow tits on network television, the game itself will always be better. You can’t beat football with not football and not tits. […]

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Victoria’s Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

October 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would insist only apply to the […]

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Victoria’s Secret Models and Kendall Jenner Get Naked

September 11, 2014 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Russell James is one of those rare dudes fortunate enough to earn a living by photographing naked models. He’s sort of like Terry Richardson except he knows how to use a camera and you won’t flee his studio with the imprint of his cock on your cheek. James’ new book ‘Angels’ features a bunch of […]

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

February 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the weekend at the Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Most notably, Jamie Foxx was […]

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