Lindsey Vonn Ready For the Mens

October 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lindsey Vonn seems fairly grounded. Minus those two years she let Tiger Woods lay atop her shedding the last bits of his natural human hair.


Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be.


Bella Hadid Braless Escapades and Shit Around the Web

July 18, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Nicole Scherzinger is flexible, Lindsey Vonn is bootylicious, and more!


Lindsey Vonn Busty In New York And Shit Around The Web

October 6, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Lindsey Vonn is chesty as fuck in a tight crop top. Tiger Woods jizz aside, she’s a pretty attractive former women’s athlete.


Lindsey Vonn Seems Robust

August 25, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Crippled Lindsey Vonn went to Mexico and took a bunch of photos of herself planking in odd locations for reasons unknown. Do some jumping jacks on the ferris wheel and I’ll be impressed. If this is about health you could have just avoided Tiger Wood’s escort stained dick, skipped the workouts and broken even. There’s no […]


Lindsey Vonn Moving On

July 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when you wake up and realize you just let Tiger Woods stick his dick inside of you for three years. It’s like an ice-cream brain freeze in your soul. Maybe you run into Charlize Theron at Whole Foods and she commiserates about Sean Penn dick. That only makes it worse. You don’t […]


Tiger Woods Cheated, Fuck No

May 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to an anonymous ‘friend’ of Tiger Woods, the reason Lindsey Vonn and Woods ended their two year courtship was because Tiger fell back into his old habit of banging hookers super messy after a tough day on the course. Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn’t with anyone special. He really wanted Lindsey to be […]


Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Call It

May 7, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has a bunch of Denny’s hostesses to throat fuck. It appears the press releases were written by […]


Tiger Woods Visited By Tooth Fairy, Bangs Her in the Ass (VIDEO)

January 21, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing his front tooth. People noticed, because it’s pretty weird and it’s Tiger Woods and he’s fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods’ agent released a bullshit sounding statement saying the tooth was knocked out by a news camera as he was […]


Tiger Wood’s Mansion Sinks

August 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tons of people came down on Tiger Woods for banging a couple or few dozen women not his wife. Also, for texting girls during the middle of tournaments about wanting to fuck them so hard they split in half. His wife had the only valid reason to be pissed at him and he gave her […]