Madonna Gets Forked On Instagram

February 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Like a virgin, touched for the very first tine. Well it’s Saturday, and along with your cup of coffee, the wise ancient queen of pop Madonna is here to give you the jolt you need with this bizarre Instagram video. Madonna has thrown in the towel on having audiences respect her and instead seems to just […]

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Devin Brugman Busty Beauty and Shit Around the Web

November 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret Angels on vacation, nude debuts on DVD, and more!

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Madonna Stalker Makes Bank After Cop Beating

October 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s a good year for anyone interested in stalking their favorite celebrity. An Iowan man was cleared of all charges in stalking Kate Beckinsale. And now the man after Madonna was just awarded $455K after being served a steaming hot cup of NYC police brutality.

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Madonna Moves Away Again

September 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s a hanky big enough for a national sob, unveil it now. Madonna’s moving away again. This is not Madonna’s first farewell to the United States. 

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Bud Light Rep Lady Gaga Talks Feud With Madonna

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’re a diva attention whore and you’re not feuding with another diva attention whore, are you even a diva attention whore? This is the fame ho existential conundrum Lady Gaga Inc. touches on in new teaser footage for her Netflix documentary Lady Gaga: Five Foot Two. Madonna harkens from a time when the Chattanooga Choo Choo was all the rage, and even though she’s slowed down the hands of time by sleeping in a jar of chloroform at night and replacing body parts with those of the undead, this so-called feud has to be confusing for the poor thing.

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Madonna Demands Her Worn Panties Back

July 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna filed a lawsuit against an online auction site from brokering offers for her panties. It’s like Sixteen Candles, or Hot Zone, since they were a previously worn pair and supposedly in CDC deep freeze.

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Madonna Hoarding Young Men

June 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Madonna is on to her next young victim. The Methuselah like pop singer dumped her twenty-six-year-old eldercare provider, Aboubakar Soumahoro, for the more mature thirty-one-year-old, Kevin Sampaio.

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Madonna Naked By Popular Demand

May 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to know by what standards to judge a naked 58-year old woman. That’s why we’ve decided as a society not to see them. The same for teens and kids. It’s not healthy for any us, despite what AARP says about the former, and middle school PE coaches say about the latter.

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Madonna Old Ass Buffoon (VIDEO)

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Universal has picked up a script called Blonde Ambition, about Madonna’s early days as an up and comer in New York City, nude modeling, sleeping in gutters and whatever else happened in the movie she based her life on.

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Madonna Transatlantic Baby Trade and Johnny Depp’s $30K a Month Wine Tab on Last Men on Earth Podcast #76

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast Matt and I profoundly discuss the ramifications of a nationwide Woman Strike, how Lady Gaga came to invent her own body shaming and nobody cares, why Budweiser isn’t actually the beer of the tolerant pacifists, how Johnny Depp can be rich and out of money simultaneously, why Dear White People just might be racist, how the Duggars and crazy Muslims will eventually take over the world, and debate growing up with Ebola AIDS in Africa versus living in Madonna’s New York eight-bedroom skyline condo. We talk fast so it’s like forty-three seconds. 

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