Tons of Tits on Television About Sums It Up (Mr. Skin’s Top Three Scenes of 2016)

December 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a shitload of topless women on television if you know where to look. “Pay cable” would be your first lead. “Premium subscription” to streaming services your next.


All The Titties Still on Netflix (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

October 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While traditional media continues to consume itself upon a devolving twist of desexualized family friendly 1950’s content, the smart money is sticking with grown up entertainment.


Malin Akerman And Orlando Bloom Threesome In ‘Easy’

September 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Orlando Bloom seems to lead a blessed life. He made one movie series anybody cares to remember. That got him to fuck Miranda Kerr in her prime. They split up and now he’s pounding muffins with Katy Perry. Not an altogether inconsequential catch no matter what you think or her music or even look. She’s a trade-up from a Victoria’s Secret model. No simple task.


Malin Akerman Topless Wonders And Shit Around The Web

February 16, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

I first became aware of extremely Swedish Malin Akerman when she was fucking Night Owl in The Watchmen. Here she is getting it on in the new Showtime titty-happy show Billions. Maybe she’ll doink Night Owl again. God bless her lovely titties. (Egotastic All-Stars) Georgina Howard looks mighty fine in this slinky lingerie. (Last Men On […]


Charlotte McKinney and Bulgari Doing Good

February 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If anybody can save the children in the third world, it’s going to be Italian jeweler and chic fragrance maker, Bulgari. They’re on top of this shit. Who do you think cured Ebola and rescued the kids from Oprah’s torture schools? That’s right, Bulgari. Every time an Asian tourist buys a Bulgari watch at the […]


Malin Akerman Goes Braless In Los Angeles

August 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Heidi Klum And Malin Akerman Love The People

January 9, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The People’s Choice Awards aired live from Los Angeles last night on CBS, which must have been so exciting for the simple-minded folk who think that casting votes for celebrities somehow bridges the gap between the elite and their fans. The big winners of the night were Heidi Klum and Malin Akerman, who were both […]


Malin Akerman Was A Dirty Active Teenage Traveler

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Malin Akerman described her slutty teenage years to pasted-together talk show host Chelsea Handler. In the soon to be cancelled show, The Trophy Wife, Akerman plays…well…the trophy wife of an older dude. So, Handler asked her if she’d ever slept with an older guy. She then told the sordid tale of having an affair with an […]